Personamatrix - Which Quirky Video Game Character Are You?

You find a treasure chest. What's inside?

Gluten-free bread, ready to toast! Salt-proof sunscreen (Safety first!) Corn... and LASER BEAMS! Nuts, bolts, and a self-help book!

How do you defeat your enemies?

Slowly... Very, very slowly... Cluck loudly, then ZAP! Bore them with binary code! Pop out burnt toast at them!

Your ideal sidekick would be:

A turtle with a jetpack (He's still slow) A blender that does stand-up comedy A cat with a fiddle A vacuum cleaner with commitment issues

What's your catchphrase?

"I'm toastally awesome!" "Clucktastic!" "Speed is overrated!" "Does not compute... but who cares?"

How do you handle a maze?

Why rush? Set up camp for the night! Calculate all possible paths and still get lost Create a breadcrumb trail (Literally!) Peck through the walls!

What's your dream vacation destination?

A slow cruise around the world! Silicon Valley, for a family reunion! Las Vegas, for the bright lights! A bakery in Paris, for obvious reasons!

How do you handle fame?

I'm too eggcited to care! I'd give everyone a toast! Fame is an irrational concept! I'll get to it eventually...

What's your hidden talent?

I can cook anything! As long as it's toast... Karaoke... but only 'Chicken Dance' Winning staring contests Dancing the robot (Too obvious?)

Choose a mode of transportation:

Rocket-powered egg Unicycle (Balance is overrated!) Why move when the world comes to you? Roller skates (It's a bumpy ride!)

Your ideal Saturday night involves:

A night in, updating my software A rave in a henhouse Slow TV and even slower food A dinner party (I'll bring the toast!)